Earn a Rank

SCUD LINE SOVEREIGN MACHINA

the SCUD HIVE-MIND

SCUD is not a brand. It’s a weapon-grade ecosystem, a feral, self-governing cultwork of artists, outcasts, sex positive power-houses, and working-class demons. At the heart of it all churns the Sovereign Machina: a decentralized war-engine of raw expression, filthy ambition, and unapologetic chaos.

What began as a CLAN of mourners and misfits has morphed into a full-blown DIVISION! It's a structure built not on obedience, but on obsession. SCUD ranks are earned by anyone keeping power dispersed and the collective strong. There’s no fucking general. No god. No CEO. Only the Hive, where soldiers, sinners, and sweat-stained believers move with one shared mission: to make art hurt again and to smile while doing it. The Sovereign Machina is divided into three primal operating forces:

ZINFANTRY

The Zoo 

The Zeitgeist Infantry or Boots-on-ground are our beloved peddlers, promoters, underground lieutenants and fire-starters. From tagged walls to ripped shirts on the streets, this is our chaos distribution.

XORA DIVISION

The sorority 

Flesh-forward models, event performers, and shameless seductive tacticians who wield body and presence like a loaded weapon. This is sex-positivity wrapped in barbed wire and sold with a kiss.

SCUD MENTAL WARD

The Loony Bin

Our machinists. Printers, logisticians, behind-the-scenes murderers making sure ink runs thick, supplies move, storefronts stay stocked, and no order goes out untainted.

Together, they form the Hive not just a brand, but a slaughterhouse syndicate of pain, lust, grief, and resurrection. SCUD empowers the unchained, salutes the unabashedly filthy, and celebrates the working woman/man bleeding for something real. We don't ask for permission. We don't pray. We forge ritual from ruin. And every time the machine spits something new, it's louder, uglier, and more alive.

Long live the Hive. HAIL SCUD.

EARN YOUR RANK IN THE MACHINE.

Each SCUD rank is earned, not claimed. Whether you're on the frontline, flaunting the flesh, or fueling the grind behind the curtain, there’s a path for you. Start at the bottom. Climb by action. Bleed by choice. Here is how you fucking do it... 

THE ZINFANTRY

Z2 – Assault Corporal (ZAC)
Wears the shirt, shares the post, sticks a sticker where it doesn’t belong. First strike in public loyalty.
How to Achieve: Purchase merch and tag SCUD in a photo or story wearing it or placing stickers in wild areas.

Z3 – Combat Crusader (ZCC)
Tags SCUD, runs with the Zoo, turns the brand into a banner. The street team begins here.
How to Achieve: Regularly tag SCUD online or on walls, share new drops, recruit others, and promote the cult publicly. You’re one of us and a megaphone.
(FREE STICKER PACK AWARDED)

Z4 – Flashbang Grenadier (ZFG)
Table sales foot soldier. Shows up, sets up, blasts chaos at pop-ups and events.
How to Achieve: Volunteer or be trusted to help sell SCUD merch in person at events or pop-ups. Temporary blindness optional.
(DISCOUNT CODE AWARDED)

Z5 – Molotov Squad Sgt (ZMV)
Trusted with the flame. Organizes chaos, mentors lower ranks, and helps set the scene on fire. Knows the booth grind. Your in the blast radius.
How to Achieve: Help organize or lead SCUD events, manage small crews, or run a table independently.
(FREE SHIRT AWARDED)

Entering the Disorder Dominion

Z6 – Mortar Squad Sgt (ZMR)
High-tier handler. Controls inventory, helps build kits, maintains the supply chain under the table.
How to Achieve: Assist with managing merch inventory setup and breakdown at events and prepping product drops.
(DISCOUNT UPPED)

Z7 – Fireline Gunnery Sgt (ZGN)
Deep in the trenches. After-hours ops. Plans launches, manages distro, shadows the top dogs.
How to Achieve: Trusted with behind-the-scenes work/planning, handling artists, coordinating orders, and helping direct launches. Run cold calls for storefronts and collaborating shops in person.
(CUSTOM DOG TAGS AWARDED)

Z8 – Doom Tech Sgt (ZDT)
Involved in tech, logistics, design input, and digital sabotage. Crosses between code, chaos, and coordination.
How to Achieve: Run the backend, handle design, coding, media management, or SCUD’s online infrastructure. You fuel the machine.
(MAYHEM MEDAL AWARDED)

Z9 – SCUD Juggernaut Sgt (ZGG)
Public face of internal fury. A bruising beast of morale and movement. Runs launches like shockwaves.
How to Achieve: Lead full operations. Launch products or events with minimal oversight. You’re trusted like a nuke with a timer. 
(NETWORK ACCESS TO UNLOCKED)

Z10 – Carnegie Command Monster Sgt (ZCM)
The living warhead. Organizes the kingdom of carnage. Makes decisions that steer SCUD’s missile. Respected. Feared. Rare.
How to Achieve: You’ve built, bled, and screamed for SCUD. Helped it grow, led the masses, and stayed loyal through hell. Time in grade plus one year post Z9.
(ADMIN MANAGER ACCESS)

SCUD XORA DIVISION

The scud line sorority is the cult of body, chaos, and sex power. For models, promoters, and performers who wear SCUD like a skin, spread it like gospel, and bring it to life on stage and screen. Here lies, the Xora Division:

X1 - Scud Bum Apprentice (XBA)
Entry-level recruit who shares and supports SCUD models online. She’s watching. She’s learning.
Earned by: Sharing SCUD model content, tagging in posts, promoting other XORA members.

X2 - Goth Scout Corporal (XSC)
Darkling in the shadows. Repping SCUD on her own page, rocking the gear, posing or dancing online or stage-curious.
Earned by: Posting yourself in SCUD gear, and attend atleast one show or table sale in person.

X3 - Vixen Cadet (XVC) 
Visual vanguard. Protector of the vibe. Lustrious leader of SCUD.
Earned by: Featured on SCUD’s main page and or story.
(STICKER PACK AWARDED)

X4 - Sentinel Scarlett (XST)
She’s stepping into the light. Sentry of the flesh. First photoshoot or live event performer, these are for Go-Gos, or seductive visual artists.
Earned by: Doing an official SCUD shoot or performing live at a SCUD event.
(DISCOUNT CODE CODE AWARDED)

X5 - Lust Lieutenant (XLT) 
Commanding attention with curves or chaos. May dance, direct, or dominate the room.
Earned by: Being a consistent presence in modeling or live stage. Help run a table sale in person.
(FREE SHIRT AWARDED)

X6 - Sinister Succubus Sergeant (XSS)
She devours the gaze. Fetish-fueled, performance-hardened, or spell-casting.
Earned by: Successfully recruiting a new member who fulfills a lower rank, proving leadership and loyalty to the XORA sorority.
(PERMANENT DISCOUNT CODE AWARDED)

X7 - Sugar Doll Diva Sentry (XSD)
Cotton candy carnivore. She’s sweet, but dangerous. She’s on the fabric, not just the feed. A face of the cult — printed, worn, worshipped.
Earned by: Being featured on a SCUD shirt or visual product drop. Immortalized in print.
(CUSTOM DOG TAGS AWARDED)

X8 - Murder Minx Executive (XMM)
Commanding attention in gear that leaves little to the imagination, she owns the merch altar, helping run the chaos booths and smoke-stained tables with fearless pride.
Earned by: Working alongside brand reps at multiple SCUD tables, helping sales at events, or repping gear in-person with bold, unapologetic style.
(APHRODITE'S ACCOMODATION AWARDED)

X9 - Bombshell Brigadier Officer (XBB)
She is the explosion. Not just in photos or fire, but in presence. A cult icon.
Earned by: Hosting events, leading shoots, or being the centerpiece of a major SCUD activation.
(NETWORK ACCESS AWARDED)

X10 - Command Sultry Senator (XCS)
The highest chaos queen. Director of darkness. Widow in command.
Earned by: Legacy status. Reps SCUD full-time, locks ambassador ship like a badge on her socials. Helps curate talent by running shows or rites. No one questions her rank.
(ADMIN MANAGER ACCESS AWARDED)

SCUD MENTAL WARD

The grease-stained machine room of the cult. Designers, distributors, warehouse rats, and collaborators who stitch, ship, and smear the brand across backrooms and businesses. Welcome to the sweat-soaked brains of the operation, the LOONY BIN:

MW1 — Slug Apprentice
Getting your feet dirty in the chaos—first steps in the grind.
Earned by: Submitting your first design, idea, or merch contribution.

MW2 — Contraband Concierge
Master of the black market hustle, handling unofficial merch and connections.
Earned by: Sharing and distributing rare SCUD gear or promos, or hosting a temporary SCUD pop-up or promo at a business.

MW3 — Mayhem Manager (CC Cadre)
Organizes chaos behind the scenes, keeping the squad running wild.
Earned by: Helping run printing, packing, or inventory with style.

MW4 — Chaos Captain
Leads the madness, manages the sweatshop brigade with ruthless precision.
Earned by: Assisting day-to-day operations temporarily during busy drops or events.

MW5 — Decay Director
Oversees rot and ruin, makes sure the drip keeps dripping.
Earned by: Handling wholesale merch pickups or managing restocks from SCUD distributors.

OFFICIAL HELLFIRE CADRE:

MW6 — Warehouse Warden
Guardian of the stockpile, rules the gear vault and shipping lines.
Earned by: Acting as long-term inventory manager, shipping coordinator, and vault boss.

MW7 — Munitions Marshal
Commander of chaos supplies, equips the battalion with all the dirty goods.
Earned by: Managing B2B orders for collaborating storefronts, strip clubs, or reseller shops.

MW8 — Riot Supply Scribe
Keeper of records for all disorder, documents and distributes the arsenal.
Earned by: Tracking merch flow, managing logistics, and helping order the brand’s wholesale needs stateside.

MW9 — Sadistic Supply Executive
Executes the plan with a twisted grin, master of merchandise and madness.
Earned by: Contacting printers, embroiderers, and finishers behind the scenes with artwork and SCUD designs.

MW10 — Senior Supply Admiral
Top of the loony bin, commands the entire sweatshop empire with iron will.
Earned by: Running full-scale operative management of print, shipping, promo, and distribution systems.